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Turd Dog

A brown Shih-tzu mixed with Chihuahua that resembles a turd and has Turd Burglar characteristics.
ex: "Aw, my cute little Turd Dog laid mini-me's"
by MixeePoo May 16, 2010
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Goober-dog

The great taste of Smucker's Goober Grape mixed with the different but also delicious taste of any hot-dog roll, all in one bite.

Goober-dog Party Plate
Serves 4-6 people

Ingredients:
One package of hot-dog buns (8-12 per pack is ideal)
Two jars of Smucker's Goober Grape (sold at most supermarkets)

Directions:
Put 2-3 Knife-fulls of Goober Grape into each hot-dog bun

Created by: David M. Barrows
David: You guys want some Goober-dogs?
Scott: Hell yeah we want some Goober-dogs, I'll make them now!!!!!
Jonathan & Emilio: This was the greatest idea ever!
by S.Spawn August 19, 2009
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the dog ate it

Explanation for circumcision which doesn't involve a rabbi.
No pretty Palestinian girl, I am not a jew, merely the victim of a cocker spaniel.
by ninjabadger May 24, 2004
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Old Dog

A older man who seeks the charms of younger ladies.
Charlie's girlfriend is 17 years younger then him, Charlie's an old dog.
by Oldmanjenkins78 June 7, 2018
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killer dog

when u get a girl drunk/high/or slip a pill in her drink then when u fuck her, you fuck her doggystyle but with her head close to a hard surface so u fuck her and she hits her head, the goal is brain damage so u can say i fucked a girl so hard i gave her brain damage
I pulled the old killer dog on Susie last night now she has to wear a helmet.
by Josh (from IB) December 18, 2008
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dog on a raft

NOUN
Cuisine:

A single, microwaved hotdog (the "dog") served on a single slice of buttered toast (the "raft")

A "dog on a raft with a oar" is the above served with a deli-sliced pickle.
"Lorraine and I blew off Spago and shared a dog on a raft in the kitchen."
by Neil Ogism April 14, 2010
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Dog Hoe

When your dog wont stop humping shit
Why is your dog humping that toy?
Oh, she's just a dog hoe.
by I have a dog hoe June 11, 2018
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