El taco nino

An ugly, wart-covered man with a very small penis.

person one: "Man, check out that el taco nino over there"
person two: "GROSS"

by Larry Personnn April 12, 2009

Poco Taco

Poco means = Little

Taco means = Half

So POCO TACO = LITTLE HALF

Oh my sons my Poco Taco causes he’s Little Half.

Like two peas in a pod.

by Pink Cinnamon March 14, 2021

No Taco

Another way of saying a bad word.

I can’t believe Her she is such a No Taco

by Wait what oh yeah ya like jazz December 7, 2019

Troll de Taco

Another name for a ladies clitoris. Under the right conditions, the Troll de Taco will make an appearance and convince it's she-owner to open the flood gates. The Troll de Taco is very demanding and sensitive, trying to negotiate with it too quickly or missing the obvious cues may ruin your chances of a second introduction.

Amanda was so impressed by Tom's well defined pectoral muscles, she insisted that her Troll de Taco meet his hole pole.

by fusterclucker February 8, 2014

Toilet Taco

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.

Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef

Man I was so horny I gave my girlfriend a toilet taco and then ate it. Hoe, she loved it!

by stone-age-wizard-with-phat-pus April 2, 2024

Taco Oil

When you have a load so big that the hotel charges you a 5 dollar fee to wash the blanket

Dan was embarrassed that he got charged a 5 dollar cleaning fee in his hotel room and tried to blame it on taco oil

by Funding rep February 14, 2024

mexican sideways taco

A spanish girls vagina

Im hungry for some Mexican sideways taco

by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015