And I said to the guy

Noun or Verb, can be an adjective, also a quote
1. A quote used in all movies with bullies who think their pp is big
2. A verb in which you absolutely ball-bust someone in an argument
3. A noun used to name people who take this sentence serious
4. An adjective used to describe someone who are like the people in definition 1

Shithead 1: And I said to the guy
Shitheads 2, 3, 4, and 5: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Personhumanman April 26, 2022

I played a B

When a musician plays a wrong note, and blames it on not seeing correctly. Usually said slowly and in a hushed voice.

Band Teacher: That sounded off...what note did you play on the first beat of bar 15?
Jordan: I played a B

by helladoeeeeee January 27, 2013

i just shidded

i just tooked a big shid

bro, i just shidded

by Chad Monke April 3, 2022

Did I ask

The most popular, boring, generic comeback in the history of comebacks. Literally everyone uses this comeback.

You: Your mom left you cause your a mistake!

?: Did I ask?

by jaikaii March 23, 2022

I wanna cry

Tears won't fall, no matter how hard I try.

:( : I wanna cry

by Internet_Axle June 28, 2022

I eat weetabix

When you are giving someone a good rimming and they do a tiny constipated poo that you accidentally eat

I eat weetabix I love it when it’s good and hard

by Cereal poster April 18, 2019

Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

by MousePadKing May 20, 2022