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GET DAT NUT

An exclamatory phrase with numerous applications.
-Can be used in celebration or with other connotations.
GET DAT NUT!

Yeah I got dat nut, SON!

-"What's that on your face, Sally?"
-"You know I got dat NUT!"

-"Yo, you got mad huge air off that boulder, brah!"
-"Got dat boulder NUT!"
by Mac- February 22, 2008
mugGet the GET DAT NUTmug.

all hands and no nuts

A lightweight female description of an aging male lover.
I was pleasantly and ecstatically surprised to find that he was all hands and no nuts.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2020
mugGet the all hands and no nutsmug.

Finna bust a nut

When one person or multiple ejaculate on an object or another person
Ahh shit, i'm finna bust a nut on your bitch
by ltes February 19, 2018
mugGet the Finna bust a nutmug.

Russian Nut Cracker

The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.
Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."

Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"
by Sangelo December 16, 2009
mugGet the Russian Nut Crackermug.

deez nuts guy

one hit sensation on vine for making a phone call and yelling at the the receiver "deez nuts!" & "got eem". Later was arrested for sexual assault. Has weird buck teeth and caused a new "my dick" joke that everyone has their own variation on.
A)"hey did you see that funny ass vine where that guy with the weird af buck teeth yells deez nuts and got em at some guy?" B) "haha yah, the deez nuts guy?"
by xxmeghatronxx May 8, 2015
mugGet the deez nuts guymug.

Suck on these Chinese Nuts

the greatest insult in the world, especially when it is said by someone with mental deficiencies and a strangly high voice
"hey Timmy, your retarded."
"SUCK ON THESE CHINESE NUTS!!"
by queenhead6969 May 10, 2010
mugGet the Suck on these Chinese Nutsmug.

stone cold nuts

The absolute best possible hand in a game of poker which is using community cards. (Texas Holdem and Omaha most often) If you hold the "stone cold nuts" there is no way anyone can beat you in that hand. This is slightly different from just "nuts" because sometimes it is said you have a nut hand but there is a slim possibility someone could have a better hand. For example: An ace-high flush is often referred to as the "Nut Flush" since its the highest possible flush. But if the board is laid out correctly, somebody could possibly have a straight-flush, giving them the stone-cold nuts.

Lets say you are holding a pair of pocket 5's in a game of Texas Holdem. Your opponent has J-10. The flop comes Q-K-A all of different suits. Your opponent has flopped "The Nuts" Assuming you are crazy enough to continue with this hand, if the next two cards come 5-5, you would then have the "stone cold nuts" (4 of a kind) HOWEVER, if the flop was Q-K-A suited, even your 4 of a kind would not be the stone cold nuts, because you opponent could possibly have a Royal Flush. A Royal Flush, of course, is the stone cold nuts in ANY situation.
When I picked up that 4 of a kind, I knew I had the stone cold nuts, so I moved all-in on him.
by Jacaranda April 30, 2007
mugGet the stone cold nutsmug.

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