High as a Satellite

Slang term meaning that you are very, very high on drugs.

Let's see what we have tonight, I'm high as a satellite.
You see those flashing lights, 'cause every night, every night, I put on for my city.
-Kanye West in Put On.

by YeezyPutOn September 27, 2009

flat as a board

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

by Jake March 6, 2004

Mad as a box of frogs

Very mad, but typically refers to someone in the public eye. Of course, as the very idea of putting frogs in a box is eccentric to say the least, one who is very mad can be said to be; As mad as a box of frogs

That Ronan Keating - He's as mad a s a box of frogs.

by Tanky November 8, 2003

Fap-a-saurus Rex

This is another usage of the word "fap", which means to masturbate. There are three distinct levels of fapping and Fap-a-saurus Rex is the most extreme. It is someone who masturbates constantly, during every waking and non-waking moment. This is a person whose hand you never want to shake. This is the type of person who does not eat, shower, or sleep, because it takes them away from fapping.

Joe Schmoe: "Dude, have you seen Bill recently?"
Tim Fuckis: "Yeah about three weeks ago. That's when he became a Fap-a-saurus Rex."
Joe Schmoe: "Damn, so that means he does nothing but fap? Not even eat or sleep? And I thought I was bad being a Fap Master"

by Dash Random October 27, 2010

Cute As A Button

A way to express how supremely cute a girl is. Especially if they are very cute indeed.

Rick: That girl Sarah Finlay is cute as a button! She couldn't get any cuter!

by Rick Eagles March 27, 2010

bust a sag

To wear one's trousers around the hips instead of the waist, thus exposing the top of the underwear. Often the pants will be purposely baggy and oversize to accomplish the "sag." Common in urban and hip hop culture in the late 90s.

A frequently told urban legend purports that the style originated in correctional facilities where males that were amenable to being approached for anal sex would wear their pants in this fashion.

If my daughter brings home a boyfriend that's busting a sag, I swear to god I will nail-gun his pants to his hips.

by Plebescite November 22, 2003

mad as a wet hen

In the old south, after a hen laid her eggs she would want to sit on them until they hatch. Even if you gathered up all her eggs, she would still sit on the empty nest. So in order to “break her” and get her to lay more eggs, the farmer would lift her off the nest and dunk her in water. She’d then go right back to her nest, so this had to be done two or three times, after which she’d be mad as hell and start “fussing and scrambling about” Apparently this “broke her” and she’d start laying eggs again.

her husband came home late and drunk again, and she was mad as a wet hen!

by mysticaldeath January 4, 2012