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A slaphead is usually a guy who is so naturally bald he makes most bald people look positively hirsuit, but really it can be any guy who is definitely bald or going bald. A slaphead is so obviously bald that you just wish it was acceptable to point out the patently obvious by slapping them 5 or 6 times in rapid succession on their bald shiny head. The term slaphead was actually introduced in the comedy of Benny Hill, a world famous British comedian (deceased). Benny always used a sketch where a small bald man would do something a little annoying to Benny Hill and benny would slap the guy a few times on his bald head.
boy1: What shall I buy my dad for christmas?
boy2: Well your dad's a slaphead so get him some
slaphead polish and a wooly hat

A rhyme sung by errant children to bald guys before running away quickly:

slaphead slaphead over there
what's it like to have no hair
is it hot or is it cold
you would know cuz you're so bald

slaphead by happyslapper January 3, 2008
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The act of ejaculating on ones hand and then slapping another person in the face.
Today I gave Melinda a Slapjack after that bitch ate the last hot pocket.
Slapjack by BWeezyAflo January 2, 2011
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N. A False indian tribe that was made up to make belief that you have slapping hoes in your bloodline.
Bitch, im from the slapaho tribe
slapaho by jaded angel January 10, 2005

turkey slapping 

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis
I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

slapfight 

An argument, usually on Internet forums or message boards, about a petty issue that gets blown completely out of proportion. Typically draws ridicule, but is quite hilarious and amused interest from third parties.
Did you read that slapfight on reddit the other day? They were arguing about whether farts could reach lethal levels of smelliness!
slapfight by masterfail May 23, 2014

clam slapper 

Typically a northeast term describing lesbians.
"Boy did you see Lisa and Laurie last night? Those two clam slappers sure can pound buckets of brew."
clam slapper by Matt Corbinowitz January 26, 2006

chief slapaho 

an indian chief, who will slap a ho as necessary.
Aarons drunk altar ego is chief slapaho
chief slapaho by retarated February 28, 2007