pissed 

Annoyed and angered.

Drunk off your ass.

Fuck you, now I'm pissed.

I've been drinking all day, and I'm gettin a bit pissed. *thud*

pissed by PaulWall July 26, 2003

Pissed minnda

(n.) (Australian slang) /pist min duh/ A drunk individual; an inebriated person.
In other words, a shit-faced dickhead.

'Get off the road, you bloody pissed minnda!'

Pissed minnda by HellsBelS August 21, 2006

pissin mission 

1. When you really need to urinate.

John went to the bathroom to go on a pissin mission.

pissin mission by urbanuser455 April 19, 2008

Pissedivity 

degree or level which one is pissed

It is wrong to commit homicide no matter what level of pissedivity you have reached.

Pissedivity by Maddison Knox March 30, 2009

Pisstopia 

A name you give to a place that is perfect for urinating.

When your at a party and you look all around for a place to piss, and you discover the perfect spot.

Dude 1: Oh man, I've really got to hang a piss.
Dude 2: Shit man, go down that path and fang a right when you hit the bridge, it's Pisstopia there.
Dude 1: Ken ay!!

Pisstopia by stvupid December 25, 2008

Pissy Wank 

When you do not empty your bladder before you wank and piss comes out instead of sperm.

I thought that I was going to blow my load to V Ron but instead I had a pissy wank!

Pissy Wank by RaGiNgFaNg January 15, 2009

Pissing Upside Down 

Engaging in a frustrating pursuit that consumes more effort that it is worth. The idea is that "pissing upside down" is an ineffective way to do something very simple, and likely results in getting wet.

See Struggle-Bug

"I just wanted to get a quart of oil out of the garage but I bumped the boxes of scrapbooking supplies, which knocked over a bottle of brake fluid that split open and is getting everywhere. Now I'm pissing upside down."

Pissing Upside Down by skippy123456 January 31, 2009