the tunnel 

The Tunnel is how Coloradoans refer to the Eisenhower Tunnel, the highest vehicular tunnel in the world. It carries I-70 through the Continental Divide and through to the killer powder on the other side.

Usually used when talking about how long it's going to be until you shred the gnar.

"How long til we get to Vail, man? I can't wait to rip with my new board."

"At least an hour, we're not even to The Tunnel yet. Better light that blunt now."

the tunnel by frank carter June 29, 2009

The Tyra Banks Show 

A crazy talk show hosted by Tyra Banks. It constantly changes subject, talks about fitness and teenage girl problems. Tyra solves problems by makeovers and fantasy makeovers, which are pretty awesome.

"did you see the Tyra Banks show last night?"
"the one with dancing judges or the one where Tyra gave a makeover to a women who's son had cancer?"

The Tyra Banks Show by the_extra_inch_in_your_pants January 14, 2010

The Torr 

A creepy person who wears a head gear and an eye patch. A sad person who tends to make fun of herself. She feeds of caffeine.

Wow she's the Torr. She won't leave me alone.

The Torr by The anti-torr October 26, 2011

The Tone

Nickname for the city of San Antonio, Texas.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Heading out to The Tone."

The Tone by R30 October 16, 2015

toss the turtle 

Going to take a shit

Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.

toss the turtle by catkicker mcpeeee June 3, 2010

The Turkey Baster Method 

A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.

Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.

Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!

The Turkey Baster Method by bbnk April 22, 2011

on the table 

a position of visibility or legitimacy

when your married booty partner intrduces you to the spouse as a "friend", s/he has put you on the table.

on the table by moesha1 August 10, 2006