bondage baby

Someone who is concieved in the act of a male and female performing bondage and or kinky shit towards each other and the result child, is known as a bondage baby.

Person 1.) Dude, Marley is such a bondage baby.
Person 2.) I know. I feel bad for her.
Person 1.) Her birthday must be really awkward.

by john q sample December 15, 2010

baby's daddy

some child's father, may or may not be known to the mother or child

he my baby's daddy

by Saunders February 3, 2003

baby boi

A sappy, stupid nickname a moronic girl gives her 2 years younger boyfriend, who happens to be an insane psycho control freak.

Someone slap Deana upside the head and inform her that her "baby boi" is a pussy cheesehead.

by LaDeena April 23, 2007

Tar Baby

A racist slur used against black people.
Synonym : Nigger, Porch Monkey, Moon Cricket, Jiggaboo and few others

That Tar Baby stole my bike! I should call the police!

by Shiine-1 November 24, 2021

Ninja Baby

The "monk" figurine that sits on DaneBoe's desk

Dane: "Ninja Baby Attack!"

by Ceejie August 24, 2011

baby poon

The vagina of a prostitot.

Man 1: Dude, my seven year old just came home with some prostitot.
Man 2: Shit dude, I think he's trying to get some baby poon.
Man 1: Awww god man, I think I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.
Man 2: You know this is the third defintion example you've vomited in?
Man 1: Well, they;re all to do with prostitots, and i find prostitots repulsive.
Skidmarkpanda: Yeah.... fucking Libby Loo.
Man 2: yeah, fucking Bratz dolls.

by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009

Bloody Babies

A great source of protien and nutrients for the elders.

"Honey I got some bloody babies for tonight...I know you're craving them."

by 25% More August 8, 2008