Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.

Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.

by Koshi March 30, 2008

Pirate piss

Iced cold Captain Morgan white rum paired with a diet dark soda of your choice

The boys were absolutely hammered on the pirate piss in the shed this weekend.

by Buttered Sausage June 10, 2024

Radioactive Piss

When you pee and it tastes like wine.

"Damn Toby! I took the fattest piss of my life and it splashed in my mouth! Tasted like WINE?!?!? It burnt off my tongue. I don't fuck with Radioactive Piss."

by theduckdestroya October 4, 2020

pissed

Extremely drunk

"I'm telling you cunt, I didn't get that drunk last night."
"Mate you went up to a B-double and said 'I know your secret, Optimus Prime. You were fucking pissed."

by QFRSSaddle October 23, 2022

Double-dip piss lips

A old saggy hag with oversized nanna flaps, that fall into a bucket-like cunt that a community of deadbeat losers store their seamen samples.

Hey did you see double-dip piss lips last weekend?

by Laicositna July 18, 2025

Piss me off

To piss someone off means to make them extremely angry or enraged or to cause someone to feel this way.

Don't piss me off. I'm not in the mood.

by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024

Fried Piss

Fried piss is used to cook piss fries and piss fried chicken.

Tommy made some fries with his fried piss instead of using the toilet to pee.

by REGGIESHITS August 27, 2022