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eat my root

To perform falacio on a male. Commonly used by people who live in Dundalk,MD
I had this chick from Turner Station eat my root the other day and I wound up with herpes.
by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007
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My Band Class

Flutes: all the girly girls play flute, half of the people that play flute have very strict parents that probably made them play the flute and of course, we can't forget, the one boy
Clarinets: stuck up meanies that make people cry. Most likely you will find them talking shit about someone.
Oboes: most of them are horse girls or pterodactyl boys
Trumpets: fun to hang around out of band, but in band you can find them in their little trumpet cult talking shit about woodwinds
French horn: not many of them, very quiet, but when you get to know them they are crackheads. Will most likely form a french horn cult once they find their french horn buddies.
Trombone: 1 out of the three of them can actually play. Pretty cool people though. Half of the time they only play one note, SOOOOOOO
Euphoniums: When you're having a conversation with them, just know they might randomly start talking about their instrument.
Tubas: will either be really tall/big or really short/small. 3/4 they can actually play the right notes.

Bassoons: very quiet

Saxophones: crackheads who don't listen to rules
My Cand Class-
Flutes
"Omg rebecca did you see what Jessica was wearing"
Clarinets
"You see that girl, yeah she is so annoying, can't wait until she finds out no one likes her"
Oboes
"DID SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HORSES"
Trumpets: "Brass is superior. Brass is superior! BRASS IS SUPERIOR!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!"
French horn
"Hey so like, I was wondering, đø ýöų wæņþ ťõ jőíń øűŕ çųłţ"
Trombone
"Yo I don't know why I chose trombone, I can't even play LMFAO"
Euphoniums
"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A EUPHONIUM IS!!! EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!! IDIOT!"
Tubas
*in squicky voice* "can someone help me I can't hold my tuba anymore"
-small tuba boy
Bassoons
"•_•"
Saxophones
"Bro stop playing, she said not to play"
"Its fine, she won't notice"
This is just "My Band Class" . Also where are my french horns?
by Ţəķå§hï ⁶⁹ December 2, 2019
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my bad g

use it after you fucked up, it works trust me add a heart to show sincerity
"hey did you fuck my mom?" oh.. yeah my bad g ❤
by mofoahh April 20, 2022
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lick my length

Lick my Length - The licking of the penis from end to end
1. Lick my length Bitch !!!!

2. Lick my length you crocadillapig

3. Lick my length pleaseeeeee baby !!!
by Simonmanchester February 6, 2008
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my secret family

A 1995 novel on the topic of weight loss, cutting, and other disorders common with teens and young adults.
#mysecretfamily is a 'secret club' hashtag to infer alignment to a disorder or specified by any of the characters in the book: #Ana - Anorexia, #Mia- Bulimia, #Sue - Suicidal, #Sophie - Schizophrena, #Max - Anxiety, etc.
Feeling #sue today. Spoke to #mia after lunch. #my secret family
by RacheRache May 16, 2018
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Suck My Boot

Used to mean many things:
it can be as inappropriate as you want it, it can be used jokingly or seriously,
or simply, someone can go chew on your shoe...
your pick,
by Stephanie XD February 23, 2009
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erupting my volcano

in a sense it means masturbation. your penis is the volcano and as of the semen comes out like lava.
This from Fuller House season 1
Jackson: sigh I am exhausted I was up all night erupting my volcano.
Stephanie: Dude TMI.
by FullerHouseking101 March 11, 2021
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