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Salt Water Travvy

Whenever coitus is performed at the beach in the breakers, and the balls are slapping off of the receivers ass cheeks while simultaneously waves crash and break hitting the receiver’s face filling their mouth with salt water. At the end, the receiver must keep their mouth closed and the salty load of cum is masked by the relentless salt water slapping.
Mike: Hey Trav - did you take a walk on the beach last night with your girlfriend and propose to her?

Travis (Travvy): No, I didn’t propose. But I whispered sweet nothings in her ear and things got hot and heavy. I bent her over in the sand where the waves were breaking and gave her the ole ‘in and outtie’

Mike: no, my friend - you gave her the ‘Salt Water Travvy’
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HIV water 

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poor water discipline 

The inability to handle (either type of) water when encountering something exciting. Keep it up and you're likely to have your water reclaimed by the tribe.
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Dick water 

When your girl is on her period and f her anyway and proceed to the bathroom to wash the blood off your sick. The water you take from the faucet and splash your dick with, as it hits the ground becomes “Dick Water
“Why the hell can’t you clean up that Dick Water that’s on the bathroom floor, I hate stepping in that.”
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Soapee Water 

Goofy ahh person named Sofie but their friend called them Soapy Water then spelled it weird one time and it just kinda stuck
Soapee Water is sleeping right now.
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Filtering Water 

When one partner pisses in the other and then gargles it out into the other partners mouth
Bro my girl and I were filtering water