Knee in the Piss Pan

When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.

SKÖL Bro: Rich and his sister did the Knee in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: Holy fucking shot balls!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

Piss Missile

When someone throwing a football, usually those in high school, forget any sort of form when throwing and just muscle it as hard as they possibly can. This leads to usually 40-60 yard fucking bombs that go anywhere but the recievers hands.

*John runs forward and throws a WILDLY overthrown 55 yard DIME*
Tyler: Holy fuckin' piss missile!

by vennyweenny October 24, 2025

Scuba Piss

To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.

"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"

by texthetransmuter November 14, 2021

Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022

Challenge Pissing

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE BIG BILL HELL'S CHALLENGE PISSING.

A game where one or more people have to go to the bathroom to take a piss, and come back to their room in record time.

"Time me on this Challenge Pissing contest. See if I can beat that old hag Maury."

by Geestorn May 14, 2023

Pissing in the bucket

An insulting expression used to signify the insignificance of someones argument/opinion/ insult. Essentially communicating that they are just talking piss which isn't getting through to you its just going into a theoretical bucket which you couldn't care less about. Can be used to either escalate a conflict or end it its this versatile nature of the phrase which i enjoy most.

Could be used in a number of phrases

"Mate your just pissing in the bucket"

"Stop in pissing the bucket mate back off"

"alright look mate all your doing is pissing in the bucket so i'm leaving"

"Mate your a fucking dog"

"Keep on pissing in the bucket cunt"

by Peter Lalor September 14, 2021

Piss Mommy

The partner of a piss baby. They egg on the piss baby by supporting their piss kink and acting like their mom.

"Jennifer is such a Piss Mommy, she's always acting like her boyfriend's mom."

by yoursisterslover January 14, 2023