nipple-to-ass

a girl putting her nipple into a guys asshole in order for him to experience sexual pleasure.

guy 1: My girl gave me wicked nipple-to-ass last night. then i jizzed on her face

guy 2: My girl will only do that on my birthday! ...lucky bastard.

by ilovenippletoass January 11, 2010

ass shitting

the act of shitting in someone elses ass

i was at this german porno shoot and this guy was ass shitting some hairy chick.

by steve scuber November 4, 2006

shit assed

By drinking many YooHoo's you feel the need that you have diarrhea. Like shit faced, but with YooHoo's instead.

My friends and I decided to get shit assed last night. I had diarrhea all night and the next day.

by DH&MW November 6, 2007

bitch ass

to basically be a pussy, to be a bitch.. umm to bac out on something or not be down(:

mann, your such a bitch ass

quit being a btich ass and fight me!

by &roni; hollaaa(: April 12, 2009

ass gasket

A paper toilet seat cover.

Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.

This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.

The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

ass up

To create a complete mess; establish a state of disorder akin to immersing oneself in a world of unpleasant ass.

Don't do it, man. Adding that coconut milk would seriously ass up the marinara sauce.

OR: The project was moving along smoothly until Jared completely assed everything up.

by speedgoat January 18, 2008

ass pirate

One who pillages and plunders the unexplored crevices of the ass.

*insert name here* is a flaming ass pirate!

by MizMaverick September 30, 2002