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Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.
“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night
by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019
mugGet the Bumhole cakemug.

Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
mugGet the Cake On Top Of The Candlemug.

Chocolate cake

A big black smelly sicky nigger ass, also very juicy and big, and it’s does clap
That’s a nice chocolate cake
by Conner James llll June 7, 2025
mugGet the Chocolate cakemug.

Cake ahh nig

Mikey: imma snack you

Levi: ight cake ahh nig
by Mikey4321 December 24, 2024
mugGet the Cake ahh nigmug.

strawberry pound cake

When a guy pounds a girl on her period, the resulting sauce is called strawberry pound cake
There is a shit ton of strawberry pound cake on the shower floor after I fuck you on your period
by Pound caker April 5, 2017
mugGet the strawberry pound cakemug.

Hug A Choccy Cake

Verb - To defecate on a lady's chest then press yourself against her during coitus to create a squishy mess.
Dan - How was your date last night?
Phil - Awesome. Took her out for a nice meal, went for a dance, then got to hug a choccy cake back at mine. Needed to put the plastic sheets down first though.
by Mr Wrong, Mr Vain January 18, 2013
mugGet the Hug A Choccy Cakemug.

rice caking

a code word for restricting or stopping eating. commonly used by people with an eating disorder
i finally stopped rice caking
by bellabitch October 21, 2020
mugGet the rice cakingmug.

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