Boar Butter

Boar butter is a thick vile pasty substance found under obese male genitalia

Johnny reached down to scratch his balls, when he pulled his hand out it was covered in boar butter.

by 2trouble August 25, 2025

Butter the bread

When an aircraft lands really nice and smooth without wobbling from side to side, braking too hard, making rapid turns and hitting the ground hard. To achieve this you need good piloting skills, so getting told you buttered the bread is a really nice thing.

Billy: There he comes!
Benny: Wow he absolutely buttered the bread
Billy: Yeah I know!

Michael: Watch as I butter the bread
Jimmy: Wow that landing was PERFECT!
Michael: Thank you

by Askejm January 10, 2019

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine

The cutest kittens in the world.

Muffin, Butter, and Jasmine mean the world to mean, I can't imagine a world without them.

by naomi_galliard December 5, 2022

Buttering the bread

An exceptionally smooth landing, usually performed in an airliner.

Look at that pilot perfectly buttering the bread

by AtOmIc_NeRd January 3, 2019

Butter my biscuits

The innocent act of appeasing the love of your life

Well boy howdy you just Butter my biscuits

by HotTamale72 August 27, 2023

pia butter

A funny name for a fat teacher

got look at pia butter walk

by KArentheGraff January 3, 2019

Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020