No Simp September

You know it boys, no simping allowed for the hole month of September

-dude I went on a date with Audrey last night
- Bro are you kidding me?! It’s No Simp September you have violated the boy’s laws 😤

No Simp September by 69vmoore May 5, 2020

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GIGA SIMP

A simp above all simps, a simp to many women, one who puts all the hoes before all the bros, hated by males, loved by women. An idiot.

Person 1: fine, my crush is Tina.
Person 2: lmao, that giga simp Oscar already has her heart, good luck.

GIGA SIMP by ///Protest\\\ March 13, 2020

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No simp October

A month where no girl is allowed to simp for any fictional or non-fictional boy

Girl 1: Oh my god Jack is so hot
Girl 2: Girl you can’t simp for him it’s no simp October

No simp October by The teehee dictionary October 2, 2020

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National Simp Month

All December simping nationally approved by Obama

Joshua: "Edwin why you simping so much over jasmin?"
Edwin: "Because bruh it's National Simp Month!"

National Simp Month by Yung Couch October 22, 2019

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Levi simp

A bunch of 14 year old girls that simp over a 40 year old man because he’s hot. They mostly like him for his appearance and do not pay attention to any character development nor the story line.

“Erica is a Levi simp, She’s weird.”

Levi simp by EveyoneDiesSoGetOverIt April 9, 2021

Failed Simp

When simpin' ain't easy. SIMP stands for suckas idolizing mediocre pussy. This is, by far, the most recent pandemic with more kills than coronavirus.

A failed simp differs from a traditional simp in that they are so cringey that women eventually just block them for being so annoying. Hearing about the things failed simps do, makes normal women dry heave.

Normal simps look down on failed simps. Failed simps make regular simps look BAD. These are true bottom feeders. Occasionally, they are referred to as shrimp simps because shrimp are also bottom feeders.

Yo this NEGAN is totally a failed simp!! HAHAHAH He goes after every e-girl and still gets slapped and blocked up.

Failed Simp by NotBangTownUSA June 26, 2021

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zach is a simp

zach is a simp by catpatter40000 May 12, 2020

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