a male who will attempt to manipulate a female into sex through sympathy. can also be classified as a cuck in certain circumstances.
I really like you but I’m afraid of your dad, your mom is nice and I play in the church band. I’m a SIMP
by swiveleyed’destroyer’of’worlds December 06, 2022
A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.
Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.
by Urfluff May 24, 2020