Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

delicate moment

A nicer way of saying you made a dumbass mistake.

Poor Jessica, she had another delicate moment today at work.

by JessicaRocquette May 13, 2016

language moment

it’s always a good sign you’re baked if you have one of these. this is when all the knowledge from Spanish I in high school kick in and you realize how beautiful other languages are.

friend 1: i’m having a language moment

friend 2: really? say something

friend 1: puedo ir al baño?

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Brain cell loss moment

Brain cell loss moment that can be several things including: Quite possibly the most annoying moment in your life where you become a dumbass for 5 seconds and after that you forget what you were trying to do (like walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in). Watching D.E.I training videos. Talking to a dumbass making yourself a dumbass (it can also work like a plague jumping person to person) until your intelligence kicks back in (which can be never). Trying to think of more definitions for this word. When you were about to watch a video but a short pops up and you watch and try to go back but it's gone.

Mike: *Walks into a room*
Mike: "Why the hell am I in here again?"
Mike: *thinks to himself* "Goddamn it I got Brain cell loss moment"

by HAMBURGER007 June 3, 2025

maddie moment

when you do pop out of nowhere and don’t know what’s going on or do something @skeppycore would for sure do also follow maddie(@skeppycore) on twitter #maddieto1k thanks

Person A: What are you talking about???

Person B: Maddie moment 🙄
Person A: SHUT
Person B: ....maddie moment

by Ghosty Gutsy October 17, 2020

Shrimpster Moment

The moment when something happens out of nowhere and you question why.

My power went out.... this is a real Shrimpster moment.

by Joemama10000 March 9, 2023

lyn moment

when lyn horny tweets about a fictional character too much

-she just tweeted 'gojo pls warm my insides'
-lyn moment

by gansoiscool August 15, 2021