Beaner-Box 

An old muscle car, (i.e. a Monte Carlo, Impala, Grand National) that is modified with hydraulics, ugly vinyl graphics and tacky gold rims that generally ruin the car's GOOD qualities.

Carlos: "Yo, check out my ride! It's a 1978 Monte Carlo with hydraulics, TIS rims, flame vinyl, a NOS tank by the console. It's beautiful!"

Any sensible person: "You just turned a good Monte Carlo into a crappy Beaner-Box."

Beaner-Box by J-48273 June 30, 2011

beancountery 

Penny-pinching; close-fistedness

Running a local newscast via remote control is the depth of beancountery.

beancountery by orangefoxca July 6, 2011

Beanz-Kiss

(noun) The act of inserting a finger into a woman's anus due to an inability to find her vagina. Named after the infamous "beans" of Kinnelon, who beanz-kissed on three separate incidents.
(May be used as a verb)

Did you hear about what Connor's last night?
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!

Beanz-Kiss by #bobbysuedal May 11, 2014

Beantooth 

(V) When you're at dinner and your significant other tells you "I love you" for the first time, and you respond by showing them the bean that is stuck to your tooth.
(N) The bean that is stuck to your tooth.

Person #1: "I know we've been dating for a while, and I want you to know that I love you."
Person #2: *Awkwardly smiles, revealing the bean skin stuck to their tooth (beantooth)*
Person #1: *facepalm*
(optional) Person #2: "I've bean loving you for a while"

Beantooth by YouOnlyLiefOnce May 10, 2017

beanauz

A toronto ting that can't keep his lip to himself. Always speaking out peoples names

Yo this mans tryna catch a deafauz right now. Hes such a beanauz

beanauz by torontoting August 23, 2017

Beaner Party

When a bunch of Beaners get together and eat beans, wether it be at a social gathering or in a random moment

Tonight hombres lets have a beaner party

Beaner Party by beanerboi444 December 4, 2017

beans smashed

synonym means to be violated analy by someone of the same sex typicaly against your will often a form of male bonding in the penal facility and is used by mexicans as a form of intimidation

There is that fool that stole my cousin vicente s bike he wants his beans smashed holmes

beans smashed by pooptooth#1 April 23, 2018