trouser monkey

One who hangs arounds anothers pants...

Trouser monkeys get A LOT

by ixx February 11, 2005

poop monkey

1. a peice of poop that may remind you of a monkey
2. a monkey that has poop smeared over it

1. dude, i just laid a poop monkey in the toilet!
2. oh man, did you see that poop monkey at the zoo?

by shove it up my butt October 3, 2006

Snow Monkey

A racial slur for an albino black person.

"It freaks me out when I'm walking behind a white person, and they turn around and BAM! Snow Monkey! Those tricky bastards."

by Jbur3333 February 5, 2015

Monkey-Face

this is a person acting like an idiot. Or this could be a person at a loss for words.

You are such a monkey-Face.

by nicole masi January 19, 2006

mountain monkey

A mountain monkey is a term for someone who is sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong or combines two inappropriate things/situations. Monkeys belong in the jungle, not in the mountains.

Dude, that guy is such a mountain monkey, I wish he'd keep his wrestling moves away from my dog.

by MrWildThing September 17, 2008

fuck monkey

a moron with a small penis who cant "make-a the saix" says group x

ryan seacrest or emo-haters....iam emo and i am god so STFU AND EAT SHIT ON A SHINGLE!!!
bob:ryan seacrest is deep
emo(me):u r a fuck monkey

by emo defender January 18, 2007

Spunk monkey

a handy helper Available for free non commercial use for the sick/tired elderly/homeless people in aid of mastubation

lazy handed jackass yank
hobo eating whimpey burger left overs
perverted russian comrad who goes by the name of bonald

by TeHBoXGoD January 8, 2004