Fresh off the Fence

Being recently released from prison.

Man, you are not ready to settled down because you are fresh off the fence.

by Vampyre318 November 30, 2015

Mississippi Run-off

When you cum in your OWN ass.

-Louie the 3RD.

"BRO she was riding me, didnt get the towel in time afterwards and I literally CAME in my own ass."
"Damn bro, you were a victim of the Mississippi run-off."
"Sick."

by Loutang3 August 13, 2019

Better Off Flat

Reference to a female slut that truly has no redeeming qualities other than when she's fat on her back getting smashed.

Hey braaaah are you dating the new cashier?
Are you kidding me? That chick is Better Off Flat. I'm just smashin' it brooohhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2015

Vegas Dance Off!

Taken from the main definition of dance off but twisted for Vegas. When two or more people start dancing randomly in Las Vegas for no prize. IMPORTANT: Must be walking in a casino looking for slots or in the middle of a group of people shopping/walking or make alot of money playing slots/table games. One person screams 'Vegas Dance-Off' randomly. This is important; 'ALL' must dance to make it work. The person that wins is the last one dancing.

Craig, Mev, and Paz were walking down to the wheel of fortune slot machine. Mev yell's DANCE OFF! All three of us start dancing while the senior citizen's look dazed and confuzed. Later we tell the confuzed, its the "Vegas Dace Off!"

Later that evening, all of us were on the esculator and someone yells DANCE OFF! Everyone drops it like its hot on the esculator.

At 2am in the morning, Paz makes alot of money playing BlackJack. Paz screams VEGAS DANCE OFF! Everyone starts dancing and yell 'make it rain' on deez hoes.

by Pazgb February 10, 2010

passing you off

When you're done with a girl, pass her off. Or if a girl's done with you she passes you off.

"I'm kind of getting tired of you, I feel like passing you off."

by Ifeeldifferent May 11, 2020

off your gullet

Extremely intoxicated to the point of no return.

Your gullet is a funny word to describe your mouth, throat, and stomach region, hence an individual who is off their gullet may be projectile vomiting as a result of being so intoxicated

Frat guy: “Dude you gotta get up, your ride is here!”

Dude who is fighting for his life on the toilet: “I literally can’t guy, I’m off my gullet.”

His ride: “How much have you drank dude? You are off your gullet!”

by STEG_WEG86 November 12, 2021

Off Brand God

Naomi, the person you should not mess with

Naomi is off brand god and should be respected

by that_trash_cam March 25, 2020