Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.

She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.

by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021

Tits

Boobs. The breasts of women that oh so many straight men adore.

Hey, see that girl over there? You gotta agree that she has some nice tits.

by RonantheAccuser December 7, 2017

Give your tits a pull

Get going. Get on with it. Get serious. Sort it out. Similar to ‘give your balls a tug.’ Grow some courage. Motivate yourself.

Brenna - Ash, are you almost ready? We have to be there in half an hour.

Ashley - Ugh. I still have to shower.

Brenna - Jesus Fucking Christ Ashley, give your tits a pull and get going. Fuck!

by tatereno June 3, 2021

tit as fuck

Something that is extremely awesome

If you wanted to say that car is awesome you would say "That car is tit as fuck"

by Oknowbye123 July 31, 2016

Whiskey Tits

Nursing mother gets drunk and has to pump and dump the next day.

The baby had to eat formula because mommy has whiskey tits.

by UniqueName# January 5, 2021

bitch tits

noun or verb. when yiu make someone your bitch. or expressing extream dislike to a person or event.

you are acting like a little bitch tits. dont get short with me bitch tits.

mauricio...most douch bags...little bitches.

by xxmrvipxx April 12, 2011

cathode tit

TV, the tube

“I mean, you can vote for the donkey or the elephant, or you can stay at home, sucking on the cathode tit, but any way you analyze it, you’ve consented to an immoral system.” Garth Risk Hallberg, City on Fire

by ReaderMS February 3, 2023