Retard

Cognitive disability based on age. Often used as an offensive word to describe someone stupid or ignorant.

“OMG! They are such a retard.”

by K1rbyGT February 29, 2024

Retardigger

When someone is so fucking retarded and autistic that no word in the English dictionary can describe their austicticness and stupidity that you just want to fucking choke them

Why the fuck did you tell him you damn retardigger

by Sussysausage March 6, 2024

Retardation devastation

When a retarded person seeks to have intercourse starts to go into a unrollable state of eroticism that any women in the retards wake will be left devastated and infected by the sheer force of the retards sexual arousal. If infected will proceed to preform an "alabama hot pocket" Must be of the LGBTQ+ community.

The sped was on trial for committing "Retardation Devastation".

by Goatbuy March 7, 2024

Retardom

After a long night of doing blow, eating Adderall, licking strippers ass holes and trying to find your damn car. We conversate on how where going to do it all again while sitting at IHOP. We're living in the world of Retardom. That's life!

Hey, Tom I have to be reponsible this weekend, I can't go to Retardom. Last weekend gave me herpes, diabetes and dementia

by Mac ding dong March 10, 2024

retarligent

When a person is both mongoloid retarded about some things and also highly intelligent about other things at the same time.

I can't believe Krug it's so retarligent. He can build a rocket out of ducktape and chicken wire, but he can't figure out how to put a condom on.

by D Flo March 11, 2024

Retarded

Retarded is a common word used among goobers. The word usually refers to being goobified.

For example, "Zen has been retarded lately" or "Kenji won't stop talking about tassive mits! I think he is retarded."

by monthreview March 14, 2024

Retard

People who assume that a chonker became that way because of abusive owners

"REEEEE YOUR CAT IS FAT AND GONNA DIE-"
"Shut the fuck up. He was like that when I got him, and he's on a diet. Retard."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024