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Penis Diary 

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .
Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.

penis spaceship

When one man decides to yell penis but they yell penis during the act of a large male orgy. (the men are large not the orgy) But when the man yells penis the first man to grab his cock and throw his phone at his balls wins penis spaceship.

I promise this widespread
Derick yells, "penis" (during the large male orgy)

Tod immediately grabs his friend's cock and promptly throws a cellular device at his genitals. Penis Spaceship
penis spaceship by Handout Man October 5, 2020

Penis Cheese 

oi did you here that penis cheese kill someone?
ye wagwan he was a right cunt
Penis Cheese by Lord Word god October 8, 2020

Penis inspection day 

What Bailey needs to do now
Bailey you know what day it is

Bailey: “penis inspection day?”

penis of a god 

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener
dinx has a penis of a god
penis of a god by dinx not kendal October 11, 2020

penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer