penis queef

Air that excapes the penis, usually making a "queeeeeeef" sound...
-Also see: queef

My man let out a penis queef after sex.

by TOMMY D. March 12, 2003

Penis Lag

When your penis freezes to avoid ejaculation while in the act of sexual intercourse or while buttsecksing.

I had mad penis lag after a few minutes because I didn't want it to end.

by Jarryd January 23, 2006

Reverse Penis

A reverse penis is a vagina.

Her reverse penis is the opposite of a penis.

by Rusy Shakelford July 31, 2007

get a penis

'get a penis' is meant to diss someone, it doesnt rly make sence but thats the fun of it. it can be used to male and female.

jeff: hey dude u missed a spot at cleaning
dude: get a penis man.

by Rduder August 13, 2008

penis cocktail

When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.

We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail.

by dirk dig November 19, 2004

penis wrinkle

A complete idiot or bafoon

You're suck a penis wrinkle

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

e-penis

One of the most popular words used by moronic Something Awful writers. A word that encourages a false sense of esteem within someone who knows themself to be inferior. Like those that say SUV drivers have tiny dicks.

"Rory, you just don't like anyone, and you must just have a tiny dick and a fat-ass car"
"Hey, I hate SUVs and guys who brag about the latest hardware they got for their tower, or their pimped out Mac; but that expression is so tired, it just makes you look like a jackass. And, hell, even /b/ might be more retarded, but at least they're funny"
SA: "e-penis, lol"

by Rory January 6, 2007