Ceaser Martinez

Cesar Martinez was 4 months and died but is now a angle of God a handsome kid that wasn't abla to live a full live but was love by everyone

Ceaser martinez

by Cupcake1234567 January 19, 2015

molly-martined

Getting absolutely polaxed and needing someone to carry you home. This someone is usually the boyfriend and has to take care of her and deal with her shit.

'Mate you were molly-martined last night!'
'You threw up all over her bathroom floor, you were molly-martined'

by Christian is a ballbag March 8, 2015

matias martina

somone who does not like to eat women. He is sexy which compensates for the size of his penis.

Person 1: Wow had sex with my befriend last night, he is such a Matias Martina.
Person 2: he didn't go down on you? Wow! I didn't know it was that small!

by Matias Martina May 14, 2015

donald martin

a bald headed bitch who thinks he can teach but really can't. always talks about his 15 year old son who he adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet.

"you all are going to fail at life unlike my 15 year old son that I adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet."

"shut the fuck up Donald Martin"

by georgebushdid911 July 27, 2015

Logan Martin

Usually a range likes to stur as much shit as humanly possible.

Josh is causing so much shit we should call him Logan Martin

by Texsully August 25, 2016

Going Martha

Going Martha means when you're so drunk that you have that blank look in your eyes and you go completely nuts beyond control I.e. throwing things, saying mean things, punching the walls, going ballistic.

Last night my husband was so drunk and was saying some vile things to me, he was going Martha.

by Xtina68 June 17, 2016

body martini

When you ejaculate and both semen and urine come out.

Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.

by THESYSTEMFAILED June 7, 2016