i ate a giant pancake with whipped cream and the whipped cream blowed out of my mouth, my friend called me a “cream blower!”😂
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When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst kind of boner because someone got hard to words.
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Person: Yeah, right.
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