Bloody Dick

When you jack off too hard without sufficient lubrication and rub the skin on your dick raw, to the point where it starts to bleed.

I got a case of bloody dick last night because I was outta lotion.

by qtipextra June 5, 2011

Dick Feet

An insult implying that the person or persons have dicks for feet.
Can also be known as Cock-Toes.

Person 1: I just brought A Nissan.
Person 2: Dick Feet.

by Mexican Tequila Death September 1, 2009

dick cuff

a phrase used to describe a foreskin

check out his dick cuff

by sfusion November 9, 2007

HULK DICK

Hulk dicks orgin comes after many years of steriods to the dick to the point where it turned into another throbbing min brain attacted to his body. When hulk dick gets mad he using dick smash also HULK DICK SMASH

AJ made HULK DICK MAD so he slapped him with his mighty HUCK DICK SMASH!!!!

by mcmuff272 August 25, 2011

dick nugget

a dick in the shape of a nugget and or tastes like chicken.

dayum boi yo didly do is such a dick nugget.

by olivia guy and zoe July 3, 2014

dicking around

1. Wasting time, not being productive. by Ku-be-yaa
2. Using Apple.

Ex.1."Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

Ex.2."Stop dicking around with your Apple and do some real job!"

by Latvian Bastard March 23, 2010

dick shine

A jerk off. One who shines cocks as in a shoe shine.

You see that son of a bitch? He is a real dick shine.

by superangrymonkey February 2, 2008