Helen Keller Effect

Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you

“Dude, when I got up just now I had a total Helen Keller Effect”

by RememberTheAmibo September 22, 2019

G Effect

Tiredness, anger and frustration caused by disgruntled elderly male co workers.

Gah I'm tired. I had to listen to that old asshole for 30 minutes. I hate G effect.

by New Crown English Dictionary October 3, 2019

The Heartbeat Effect

When you characters that are girls look like guys, and / or your drawings of guys look like girls.

Person 1: Oh shit I got predicted. Also, almost everyone mistakes my girls for guys! Ugh, life is pain.
Person 2: Don't worry, that's just the Heartbeat Effect

by Infinityhero99 October 12, 2019

Mandala effect

its when things you thought happened didn't actually happen. It is the result of us entering a new alternate universe everytime the Mayans predict the world will end

did you hear about the new mandala effect? I coulda sworn katy perry was a boy

by binkieprincess101 October 15, 2019

special effects shit

When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen

Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.

by Suckmyyouknowwhat August 2, 2019

Kaufman Effect

Occurring when biological men identifying as transgender women dominate female athletics; refers to Andy Kaufman defeating female wrestlers in the 1970s as part of his comedic act.

When transgender women (biological men) join female athletic teams and deprive women of their right to compete fairly with other biological women, that's the Kaufman Effect.

by scharky August 6, 2019

The dreamery effect

When you have a dream or memory of a very scary situation and are self aware of that memory probably your whole life but still can’t explain it.

Teletubies somehow give me the dreamery effect

by Thanos has more toys than you August 11, 2019