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Asshole was sucking buttermilk

Can be a noun and verb bass upon context.
The act of your asshole uncontrollably quivering to hold back an explosive, juicy, wet, diarrhea-filled colon. The reason it is quivering is usually from extreme beer drinking and not wanting to hit the bathroom until the last minute. Or, when you first get up in the morning and you just have to hold the quivering back until you just can’t wait any longer.
Man, that chick at the party was hot. We had several rounds of beer and our conversations we going great but I had to break away to hit the bathroom because my asshole was sucking buttermilk and I just could not hold it any longer!
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Like a pig sucking a straw 

The sight of a catheter that has been inserted into a moist vagina
"Jesus Christ I just walked past Kelsy and she gave me a right eyeful when she was mid crossing her legs....she's got a bloody catheter in....it looked like a pig sucking a straw"
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Union of Sovereign Sucking Retards 

This it a group that might or might not be planning to establish a communistutopia across every school in America.
The USSR is really fucking cool!
Union of Sovereign Sucking Retards go brrrrrr

Suckeyes 

A variant of the popular OSUCKS and the proper name for the Ohio State Buckeyes and their fans. Earned for their back-to-back national championship loses in basketball and football to the glorious Florida Gators.
The Suckeyes think they are good when their schedule is nothing but in-state cupcakes like the Ohio Institute of Airconditioning Repair.
Suckeyes by AnonJudicator September 6, 2009

Kent State Still Sucks 

A commonly known fact to all students of the University of Akron, that no matter what time it is, Kent State still sucks.

The phrase usually arises after one person shouts, asking what time it is. At which point, someone will reply, and the rest of the crowd will chime in, saying "And Kent State still sucks!"
Person 1: "What time is it?"

Person 2: "It's 8:44."

Crowd: "And Kent State still sucks!"
Kent State Still Sucks by AK-Rowdies September 10, 2009