dick candy

An individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with.

"Yo, check out that dick candy over there."

by Skank_Away June 15, 2007

Mah Dick

Better word for deez nuts, usually the word 'mah' it is pronounced deep as fuck, the word 'dick' is pronounced as if you have a cracked voice.

Person 1: Ey man just got dees new phone from ma mamma.
Person 2: Mamma?
Person 1: Yea like my mom my momma
Person 2: MAH DICK
...
Person 2: SUCC MAH DICK

by xbym April 21, 2017

The Dick Belding

One performs a series of generally vile sex acts until their partner is forced to finally turn around and say, "Hey hey hey, what is going on here?" Named after the 'Saved by the Bell' character, Principal Richard Belding and his subsequent catch phraise.

"Yeah my relationship was going pretty good until I gave my girlfriend the Dick Belding last night."

by m1tchapal00za November 7, 2006

Bloody Dick

When you jack off too hard without sufficient lubrication and rub the skin on your dick raw, to the point where it starts to bleed.

I got a case of bloody dick last night because I was outta lotion.

by qtipextra June 5, 2011

Barney dick

An alcoholic drink which contains a mix of one part UV Blue vodka, half part UV Cherry vodka, half grenadine and some Sprite. Mixes together to become purple. Like Barney the dinosaur's penis.

"Mix me another Barney dick!"

by Dave Losso January 26, 2009

dicking around

1. Wasting time, not being productive. by Ku-be-yaa
2. Using Apple.

Ex.1."Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

Ex.2."Stop dicking around with your Apple and do some real job!"

by Latvian Bastard March 23, 2010

dick shine

A jerk off. One who shines cocks as in a shoe shine.

You see that son of a bitch? He is a real dick shine.

by superangrymonkey February 2, 2008