Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate

Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll

by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023

Roll Neck

foreskin

Can be used in conjunction with adjusting as in "I'm going to adjust my roll neck" (i.e. masturbate).

by Jim Bart October 16, 2008

Roll down the curtain

The sexual action of wich a man drags his sweaty ballsack across a woman's face so that her eyelids get somewhat stuck to her face. Can be followed by gentle goodnight.

Hey babe, could you please roll down the curtains on me today.....🙏

by Kilmanio February 15, 2024

Roll For Persuasion

"Rolling for persuasion" is an attempt in which one person attempts (usually) to convince another person to do something that they most definitely should not do.

Player: "I would like to convince the cultist that they should summon Baphomet instead of that little rinky dinky demon!"
DM: "are you sure?"
Player: yep!
DM: "ok, Roll for persuasion." *sigh*

by SQUDIKUS March 3, 2023

Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”

by Trai Carey November 15, 2019

Rolled

1) When someone in a race is slow
2) When you beat someone in a race

1) Dude how did you lose that race you are absolutely rolled
2) Girl you just rolled all of those people

by TrackxStar May 8, 2023

Pork Roll

Microwaved Taylor ham

Get your breakfast sandwich above the Driscoll, they microwave their Taylor ham down there. You'll know you've driven too far south if pork roll is on the menu.

by xNJDevilx February 5, 2024