penis seeds 

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick

violet: hey want some penis seeds?
getrenv: lol no fuck you

penis seeds by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

Penis Maneuver 

A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.

Greg! I did the penis maneuver so hard last night!

Penis Maneuver by Urmumswasher July 30, 2020

Penis Boogers 

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen

Penis Boogers by M, M, & D August 8, 2020

Penis whisper 

A person who is extremely talented at making a penis ejaculate. The is person may use many different methods to accomplish this task. The most common of these generally tends to be performing fellatio. The individual tends to love penises with a deep passion. Often they seek out new penises to please on a daily basis.
That guy Jason over there really seems to be popular among all the gay guys. I heard he is a penis whisperer.

That guy Jason over there seems to be popular among all the gay guys i heard he was a penis whisper

Penis whisper by gnarly77 September 4, 2020

Penis Enis Game 

The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.

One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis

The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.

Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is

Me: Penis

Him: Damn, nice block

Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.

Penis Enis Game by ericinman September 9, 2020

Penis OX

When your penis is so far turtled inside itself that it needs some goddamn oxygen.

Don holds the Guinness World Record of penis ox of 38 years.

Penis OX by Chezwegs September 16, 2020

penis champ 

When a moment is so swag that pogchamp doesn't just cut it, so you must say penis champ

Bro I just pissed myself, that is so penis champ!

penis champ by Penis champ September 22, 2020