Green Penis

I know who has a crunchy green Penis!

by Ykcab June 18, 2003

penis game

A phrase used to decribe the relative size of one's penis, with a bigger penis resulting in more penis game.

"Damn, I bet that black man got some mad penis game!"
"Yeah, but that Korean definitely ain't got no penis game."

by Jon Ray May January 7, 2009

White Penis

truly the alpha dick, every girl slobbers over it and they are the biggest and the most powerful, as black dicks tend to be ashy, no girl likes that, and asians are small, and italians arent thick and juicy like the whites, the italians are just long. but the whites have a thick and juicy and long one

wow i ate a white penis last night it was so tasty

by just your average human January 23, 2019

Penis Weasel

One who, by acting like a dick, ferrets out the existence of dicks around him.

That Penis Weasel was awesome. Without him we never would have known Terik was a dick.

by Aberrant Stampede May 3, 2011

penis weasel

fun word to say when high. another word for dickhead or fag etc.

peter stop being such a goddam penis weasel

by sam and nicole May 24, 2008

Penis Fetish

Excuse used by closeted gay or bisexual man to be seen as straight despite questionable behavior or taste in pornography.

Bro i'm not gay i just have penis fetish.

by Papkin July 2, 2019

shrinking penis

shrinkage of ones member until it shrivels up to nothing

Chris has a shrinking penis from all the raunchy sex he had.

by the lovely neighbor September 19, 2004