end of the night surhoff

a blowjob at the end of a date. Named after former major league baseball player B.J. Surhoff

Dude, what did you guys do when you got back to her place? Did you get an end of the night surhoff?

by JPhillips March 7, 2008

jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.

My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.

by zolabean February 26, 2011

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011

a Kelly Night

a Kelly night usually involves the disappearance of clothes- whether it be due to a challenge, a strip ps3 or sport game, or just the annoyance of clothes. It also involves a ridiculous amount of fast food, and of course a ton of alcohol.

"So we ended up playing strip tiger woods and then I woke up naked, with evidence that I ate TWO whataburgers, fries, and a honey butter bisquit spent over 15 dollars.... I had a Kelly Night."

by DELA0404 October 23, 2011

Dude's night out

An evening consisting of gentlemen whom are close friends that go out on the town, consume large quantities of alcohol while yelling out the term "Dude's night out!" through out the whole evening. Usually led by a man with a lisp carrying a clip board. Quite often the majority of the group members tend to be of Portuguese decent and smelling of a mixture between that of Cool Water cologne and chouriço.

"You know what tonight is?!...Dude's night out!!"

"Hey man, you coming out for "Dude's night out Friday?!"

"What happens on Dude's night out, stays at Dude's night out!"

by dude's_night_out January 18, 2012

Open Mike Night

When you are hangin' with your friends drinkin' Mike's Hard Lemonade.

"Hey, I brought the booze! It's Open Mike Night!"

by bhp June 1, 2013

two whole beers that night

two whole beers that night is a term used by men to tell their ultra light weight friend that he was drunk and disorderly or black out. the term is often used when the two beer query pisses him self after a night of drinking.

Jason: yo Lando, you passed out on the couch and pissed your self last night

Lando: I know shut up!
Chris: Lando to your credit you did have like two whole beers that night.
Lando: shut up!

by Rocheman4280 December 29, 2013