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A man who simps way to hard for tick tock thots(charlie damelio) usually makes weird grunting sounds when lifting weights and is 8ft tall and has cool head phones and usually has a arch nemisis named ryan who really hates him he is bad at skate boarding and has really weird pickup lines and hits on his friends family members.
John:wow that girl is hot im going to use my pickup line on her

John:hey are you trash cause I wanna take you out
Girl:(kicks him in no no square and takes his lunch money)
John:proceeds to stalk her on her way home and all over social media
John by Frankenstein42069 May 9, 2020
A John P is the type of friend to stay back when his friend ties they're shoe, most importantly, only a John P would be able to kill someone with his Monster Dong - The type of guy that wouldn't brag about it too much either.

John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.
"oh look, there's John P!" "What a dumbass isn't he" "yeah but he's funny as hell!"
John P by Ashley knode May 28, 2020
Johnar, also known as yescoke, he is a norwegian contant creator, he is sexy and smaxy and always ready to flexy. Some people thinks hes funny but most people hate him.
johnar by Yeskukskjøl June 1, 2020

John-Eden Moment 

A moment in which, the server of dank memes, or indeed any server or group chat, starts talking about CP, for no apparent reason, the chat goes from shitposting to talking about legality and morals of Child porn.

(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)
Samoht: "oh god, another John-Eden Moment"
John-Eden Moment by 69gaystreet July 24, 2020
A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.
There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?
John by Nova8 August 4, 2020

john chadley 

J. Chadley is a person who dominates women as he has a massive dong
Man john chadley just stole my girlfriend and got her pregnant