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A John P is the type of friend to stay back when his friend ties they're shoe, most importantly, only a John P would be able to kill someone with his Monster Dong - The type of guy that wouldn't brag about it too much either.

John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.
"oh look, there's John P!" "What a dumbass isn't he" "yeah but he's funny as hell!"
by Ashley knode May 28, 2020
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