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double noob

some one that's even worse than a regular noob
wow you're such a double noob at halo 3

Double Cheese Wopper 

A sixty year old Italian woman's vagina.
I just got off the boat today, seen my grandmothers double cheese wopper.
Double Cheese Wopper by TheTopWop December 26, 2010

Double Play 

When two people are declared "out" during sexual relations-a threesome or greater-usually due to an unforeseen complication or unavoidable incident.
Kelly was about to engage in coitus with the two men from the bar, but the abrupt phone call informing her of her mother's passing resulted in a double play for the two of them.
Double Play by D4Diggz September 24, 2011

double dutch 

Jumping into a conversation that you were not invited to.
You and your friends are talking about something and you see that person that always has his/her two cents to add in or just wants to be involved in the conversation. He/she hovers around for a second looking for their opportunity to jump in. When you least expect it they double dutch right in and take control of the conversation.
double dutch by charles bundler September 19, 2013

double-time 

the art of shitting and taking a piss at the same time
Hey man my wife just double-timed, and now the house smells like shit and piss.

double-bag 

Uhhh when you place 2 bags around an item you're trying to carry??? You fuckin idiots
I asked the bagger to double-bag my groceries because the last time I went shopping my family-size jar of mayonnaise fell fucking straight to my kitch floor.
double-bag by Jeff Double-bag October 16, 2008