Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016

Sgt.Peppers Water Wheel

When you do a meat spin while peeing

Guy 1 "Man i was Pulling a Sgt.peppers water wheel in the bath room, got shit all over the place".
Guy 2 " what the hell is wrong with you"

by Sgt.Peppers Bs 2 December 7, 2009

Bag of Water

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).

"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009

Smoke on the Water

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you

Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water

by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023

Water

It's type of thing people think all is about, for life. Point of life is to be like water, but let the other stuff what makes u define it.

One man was said, you need to be like water, but in the end you can't be a gas, solid, or liquid if you not simply defined as what you are.

by MineOwedWu's March 12, 2021

water basin

when you hover over someone and let your leaky shit water drip into their belly button

ok ill let you water basin if you let me chilidog

by TheGreatCreator October 11, 2024

Phobia Water

When two gay people are kissing!

I saw him being Phobia Water with that Russian over there!

by BOBTHEBOT May 6, 2019