Cleat monkey

The ultimate Cleatus, When Cleatus just isn't enough.

That guy is just such a freakin cleat monkey.

by Cleat monkey killer June 23, 2009

Monkey's Fist

The male version of camel toe. When either pants or underpants adjust themselves so as to gather your genitals into a noticable bulge, regardless of the turgidity of the member. Also known as "putting your dick in a headlock"

Dubious Sexuality Guy 1: Dude check out that guy's camel toe
Dubious Sexuality Guy 2: Nah son, that's a monkey's fist and impressive!

by Redwall II April 19, 2012

monkey hat

a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and shit on the top of your partners head. the shit will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.

caution: it may sting when it hits

I gave scotts mom a wicked tall monkey hat while he was at school today.

by Scotty Wiggins September 16, 2006

Bowel Monkey

Fart, Botty Burp, Gas. Descriptive of a person that is suffering from wind due to eating legumes, indian food, excessive alcohol consumption or anything else that causes wind

Mate I've got a case of the bowel monkeys today

by Juanita Davis December 24, 2007

Snow Monkey

A mixed person who is mostly black with skin like a white person

Damn,Kamryn is such a snow monkey

by MyNameIsTanaya123 March 26, 2019

Monkey Chorus

Something blindly repeated or, aped, in politics - particularly by the Right-Wing. The Monkey Chorus is a result of a tactic used often by the George W. Bush Administration which attempts to convince people that something is true by repeatedly stating it is true, from different mouth pieces.

The name monkey chorus probably arose due to the fact that George W. Bush looks like a monkey and his supporters sound about as intelligent as monkeys.

"There are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq! Rush Limbaugh, Paul Wolfowitz, Condoleeza Rice, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, George Tenet, Sean Hannity, Dennis Miller, and even Colin Powell all say so!"

"Do you believe everything you hear from the Monkey Chorus?"

by dimmer January 6, 2008

Shiste Monkeys

An expression of shock or surprise

Fred: "Can you believe I just finished a supermonster?"

Hewbert: "Shiste Monkeys!"

by calebmknight August 21, 2011