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Oldie McMoldy

A person that is too old to be doing what they're doing. Usually refers to a gray haired man that is doing manual labor, and takes way too long to finish.
Can sometimes refer to a 35 yr. old that awkwardly tries to hang with the 20 yr. old college crowd.
Man, did you see how fucken SLOW Oldie McMoldy was moving those boxes in the warehouse?
I saw Oldie McMoldy peddling his bike down the street. That guy was going so slow that he actually went backwards!!

Oldie McMoldy was hitting on those hot college girls and all they did was laugh at his beer gut and balding head! HA!
by reliable July 25, 2008
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free oldies

Pathetic web site and forum made by ignorant people who take "FO" as their purpose in life and "job".

Strangly, also linked with free porn of old people (mature porn), but in this case, it's just a bunch of french guys that used to be in a neo facsist klu klux klan and stupid fucking old people like Storm Rider and Weasel Wardancer who push their neo nazi beliefs on a web forum, in hope of a resurection for their fuhrer.
guy: Hey this forum looks good I think i'll register.

dude: no way man, you'll just get your ass flamed off the forum, and end up getting banned for no reason.
by Shenmoo June 17, 2004
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dating an older man

Bald-digging
Fancy going bald-digging later?

My friend's dating an older man; she's such a bald digger
by Oldmanlover November 1, 2013
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Olde Chicken

A strong, potent, somewhat-hard-to-find Grain Alcohol brewed south of the Mason-Dixon line, and frequented by such notables as Blade Jones, esquire.
"Awww, man.... I don't think I can make it into work today... I've been doin' shots of Olde Chicken all mornin..."
by InformerSW March 26, 2004
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Olden Dictionary

Website similar to Urban Dictionary, except in that it defines old phrases and sayings instead of slang. Can be used to decipher what the hell your parents are talking about, or to sharpen up for the next grueling conversation with your grandparents.

oldendictionary.blogspot.com
I had no idea what my Dad was talking about until I went to Olden Dictionary...
by mewt1900 June 11, 2011
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older head

a older person on the block around 25 & over
by vybzworldboss March 4, 2019
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oldephile

One who has sexual relationships with the older generation. Typically more than 15 years older to be precise.

The very much opposite of paedophile.
Oh my god, she's such an oldephile. Going about sleeping with older guys like that.
by Impshum May 5, 2009
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