A simp is someone who will leave their friends just to hangout with a girl that he doesn't even know or has a chance of getting. Usually you can spot simps at jewelry stores and in Pokimane twitch chat becoming a tier 3 sub.
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Get the Simp mug.A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton. Pretty sure you saw this from wikitionary
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Being a “simp” isn't actually a real thing; guys use this term when another guy is being nice to a woman, basically saying that because that guy was nice to her, he is “fishing for compliments” or trying to get with her. (Which isn't what's happening) Again, you saw this from Quora didnt you?
by Caesar Zeppeli October 7, 2020
Get the Simp mug.a simp is a person that puts another person on a pedastal in hopes of getting their attention. a simp will risk anything and everything for this person, even if their feelings aren't returned. in other words, max.
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Get the Simp mug.A simp is a guy who does something nice for a girl, hoping that it'll make the girl want to date him, and then is wholly disappointed when she doesn't. It's based on the idea of being submissive to your partner.
Yo bro, I checked Jake Paul simping on that Erika chick. You know they only friends cause she out for the money
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Get the Simp mug.A derogatory term used by young male perverts who are interested in women for something other than sex, or who value them or respect them for something other than simple objectification. It's like the term Snowflake, where the white privileged people having meltdowns started to use the term against the people who were calling them snowflakes. Simp means simpleton, your average American college-age male who is so simple-minded, he sees all women as objects and has only sex on his mind, with a mental inability to think of something else. The simps then turned that around against the thoughtful man, who has ideas beyond his penis, and started calling everyone who wasn't a simp, a simp. And just like snowflake, it's now a term that has the opposite meaning of its original meaning. Snowflake simps hate being labeled as they are and believe, in their heart, that they are rubber, and you are, in fact, glue, and whatever you say bounces off of them and sticks to you.
Simpleton college frat boy: I'm bonin' chicks, you just gotta treat em like sh*t, bros before hos home, hold my beer I see another one..
Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.
Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
Grown up: what a f*cking simp. Excuse me, thot, but you should probably not get involved with simpletons, you're likely to get an std and be impregnated with his simpleton seed and make more simps, which the world doesn't need. Do the planet a favor and have some self respect, your valued isn't measured in hotness towards f*ckboys. Find someone who values you.
Simp: wtf does simp mean? No,broski, YOU are a simp (whatever that means) now come on girl, don't listen to that simp, only loser girls like those dudes, now lemme see dem titties, beer pong!
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