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candy coated blow job

The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.
My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.
by Allenjon576 May 2, 2013
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Ole Chicago Yank Job

Receiving a hand job in the 300 level of the United Center during a Blackhawks game under a glorious red sweater.
I wasn't paying at attention when Dustin Byfuglien scored his third goal of the game because the girl from Beverly I met at West End before the game was giving me the Ole Chicago Yank job in Section 310
by hawksfan19 June 10, 2010
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Full Service Lube Job

A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it

(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)
MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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Ice Cream Blow Job

While getting head, you ejaculate on your partner's face, chest, and in their mouth. Rumored to have originated in Fayetteville, Arkansas
Dawg! Dat bitch iz crazy! She just gave back to back ice cream blow jobs to DJ Squishmitten and Lewisville Slugga! Now she's all sticky.
by Lewisville Slugga February 21, 2010
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Russell Nose Job

This is a weird oral act in which the female tries to place her nose inside the guys belly button while giving oral pleasure, thus bending the head of the penis slightly creating a tensioning and pulling feeling. Some even prefer to use teeth in the process but only with guys who like pain.
"Ooooh Caz gives AMAZING Russell Nose Jobs!
by MrCoggs October 6, 2011
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Christmas Blow Job

When fellatio is given either on Christmas or during the Christmas season in the spirit of giving or perhaps in lieu of the more traditional monetary purchased gift. Similar in concept to the Birthday Blow Job
I've been good all year long... I wonder if bae is gonna reward me this holiday with a Christmas Blow Job...
by MeddleOx December 24, 2016
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Jewish Stitch Job

Jewish Stitch Job.

Receiving a blow job on a freshly circumcised penis (stitches intact), whilst smoking a bong to prevent over expansion
by Always nuvola October 19, 2017
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