blow ass

The act of being of poor or unsatisfactory quality. Its adjective synonym is "weak".

God damn it, highschool virginity blows ass.

by Balano September 27, 2003

swamp ass

"Swamp ass" is the putrid stench eminating from the human groin. It is caused by sweat and/or not wiping the ass sufficiently.

No woman is going to lick your balls if you suffer from swamp ass!

by Da Nastee One May 11, 2004

Turd Ass

Someone who is lame, somewhat of a jackass.

Hand me those nachos dawg, dont be a Turd Ass.

by Adam Goldfish October 11, 2008

broke ass

1. When something is broken beyond belief

2. The state of being broke

My dog keeps playing with that broke ass tennis ball.

You broke ass motherfucka.

Look as his broke ass cruisin around town in his broke ass Ford.

by Cinny August 20, 2003

suck ass

A sycophant.

Someone who thinks if they kiss the right ass, it will get them somewhere.

A yes man.

Someone who sits in the supervisers kissing ass in the office everyday trying to get a salaried job.

Everybody hates a suck ass.

by jehosifat August 9, 2005

bitch assness

a commonly used phrase meant to indicate a stank attitude usually used by diddy

"i don't need no bitch assness"

by blaaaaaaaaaaarneeeeeeeeyyyyyy March 20, 2008

Ass Crumpet

A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.

His ass is full of ass crumpets.

by Crumpetmaster November 25, 2003