Suck my dick bitch. If u don't you are racist!
Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"
Man: "OK bitch!"
by anonymous April 2, 2021

Adam “Man that 3 last night showed me a good time but now I can’t believe I hit that”
Jonathan “I get it, that’s some textbook type two suck”
Jonathan “I get it, that’s some textbook type two suck”
by Bigandgreedy101 May 21, 2025

by Facts facts facts November 21, 2019

Modern definition: Bad, terrible, disappointing.
Derived from the derogatory use of "cock sucker", an alternative to the use of 'faggot' for homosexuals or as a means to insult any male by labeling them as one. Later shortened to a more
commonly used "you suck", and then, with younger generations oblivious of its carnal meaning and derogatory intent, only picking up that it means 'bad' or 'lousy', it quickly went to "it sucks" or "that sucks."
Thus it is a living remnant of the stigmatization which was, for well over a century, a silent holocaust destroying the lives of millions.
Derived from the derogatory use of "cock sucker", an alternative to the use of 'faggot' for homosexuals or as a means to insult any male by labeling them as one. Later shortened to a more
commonly used "you suck", and then, with younger generations oblivious of its carnal meaning and derogatory intent, only picking up that it means 'bad' or 'lousy', it quickly went to "it sucks" or "that sucks."
Thus it is a living remnant of the stigmatization which was, for well over a century, a silent holocaust destroying the lives of millions.
"You cock sucker!" . . . "You suck cock, man!" . . . "You suck!" . . . "He sucks!" . . . "It sucks." . . . "This job sucks."
by StraightDope January 8, 2023

by Murstein April 11, 2019

Failing miserably when it matters most, particularly in American football. In baseball, it's more commonly known as Kershawing.
by Yermah Zahore January 21, 2024

Suck my dic(tionary)
You say this to confuse people in case someone corrects you when you say something wrong, that's why the extension of dic is dictionary.
You say this to confuse people in case someone corrects you when you say something wrong, that's why the extension of dic is dictionary.
You: "I've been eating chicken since yesterday (says sentence in a wrong way)"
A random nerd: "Fat fuck! That can't be true. You can't be eating chicken for like 24 hours"
You: "Suck my dic(tionary)
A random nerd: "Fat fuck! That can't be true. You can't be eating chicken for like 24 hours"
You: "Suck my dic(tionary)
by Rickk O'riginal June 28, 2017
