Capital Simp 

Someone who is subservient to the capitalist class and will defend and serve them at all costs for just the possibility of a crumb of capital.

Synonymous with "bootlicker"

"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"

Capital Simp by Noramonicom April 22, 2020

Anti-Simp Day 

Anti-simp day is celebrated each year on January 22. If you notice a simp that day, make sure they know their simping ideologies are harmful for the people at large. Educate and avert them from preaching and practicing simping.

"Man, Steve's a true anti-simp. It's just the morning of Anti-Simp Day and he's stopped like a dozen people already!"

Anti-Simp Day by TheDukeofArchetypes June 30, 2022

The Simp 

A guy that puts himself in a submissive position to get/keep a girl.They put too much value into a female.

E.g-Koen the simp lord

The Simp by @Doahminik.mp4 February 25, 2020

Gay female simp 

When a female that is gay likes another of the same gender and proceeds to simp heavily

Angel is such a gay female simp she needs to stop

Gay female simp by Lilasianbouy March 22, 2020

No Simp October 

A challenge where GIRLS aren't allowed to simp for any being on this earth including fictional characters for the whole October

Girl 1: Hey have you heard of joseph ?! he’s soo cute
Girl 2: Girl you just failed no simp October

Girl 1: What’s that about ?
Girl 2: You can't simp during October girl. It's no simp October for us girls now!

No Simp October by simp not a pimp September 3, 2020

Teddy Simp

A type of person named teddy that gets cucked by women constantly and fails to kiss them at least 4 times

me:teddy go kiss anna you have wanted to for so long
teddy: hugs her
me:teddy simp

Teddy Simp by Notepicsimplol January 22, 2020

Alpha Simp 

A person who's an alpha chad and gets all the girls, then hardcore simps for them.

Dude got all the grills, then puts hoes before bros. He's actually an alpha simp.

Alpha Simp by Professor Potato May 1, 2020