one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

Unleash a verbal monster

To express a level of anger through a torrent of abuse via a social network

If I don't get what I want...I will f*cking "unleash a verbal monster" on Twitter, you c*nt.

by Mish P September 26, 2015

Make-Up Monster

When a girl (typically) has used far too much make-up to negatively impact on her appearance

Paul: Jesus has Mary come as the joker? She usually looks ok
Tom: Yeah dude she's a total make-up monster

by Marcabre October 27, 2015

here thar be monsters

It means when you're with an unclean woman and u get crabs on you're genitals.

I got up after bad sex with a lady of the night, went into the bathroom, looked at my junk, and Here Thar Be Monsters!

by Shrouded In Red December 5, 2015

washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life December 12, 2015

the brian monster

A sexy beast who is gay but in denial and secretly wants to nail his best friend

Paul is the Brian monster

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016

Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.

The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor

by Grriracha May 14, 2016