A McGangbang with two Chicken McNuggets inserted at either end. Very possibly the best burger in the world.
by McTerminator July 7, 2010

A horrific day in the lives of single moms everywhere. A day that symbolizes their broken dreams of a loving husband, lover, friend. A day tramatizes even the most resilient mother, it's as dismal as a datelessValentines Day. It blindsides the mom by confirming that no one really cares about what they do with exception of their other female friends. Children who should be pawns used by their former husbands/lovers to prove their dedication, now flounder without guidance. In a best case scenario, a mom with young children can land a homemade gift; with older kids they can hope to get some yard work at of them without monstrous amount of lip. It's a day all moms know that no one in their house wants to celebrate. Then beyond the concept of men, it is a day that if the mother doesn't force their sons to do anything, they will definitely ruin them for the next generation of women.
A day that men can easily allude that they are (or would be) a great husband/father by pointing out the short comings of other men. Interestingly, this seems to coincide with the man failing to produce the same proclaimed formula for happiness in their own relationships.
A day any halfway decent mom will be missed if they have passed, and their children will finally wish they could celebrate it with them.
A day that men can easily allude that they are (or would be) a great husband/father by pointing out the short comings of other men. Interestingly, this seems to coincide with the man failing to produce the same proclaimed formula for happiness in their own relationships.
A day any halfway decent mom will be missed if they have passed, and their children will finally wish they could celebrate it with them.
Jane: "So what did the kids suprise you with for Mother's Day?"
Mom: "You are kidding right? I made them breakfast while they whined about the idea of helping around outside".
"Are you kidding me? Do we really have too"
Mom: "You are kidding right? I made them breakfast while they whined about the idea of helping around outside".
"Are you kidding me? Do we really have too"
by Lostnotfound May 12, 2016

A normal day where no wack ass day like "boyfriend day" or "grab ass day". It's a day when you can actually relax about reposting
by henwu.theboi October 2, 2018

by The Limit does Not Exist March 12, 2012

by Amber July 23, 2003

The day commemorating the popular youtuber Apullo acheving World’s First Blood of the Dead Softlock. The sequence of numbers “611” were key in the softlock, marking the day June 11th as 611 day.
by Apollo456 June 7, 2022

Manday was created by Ray Wiik and the Bass Section. Manday is a celebration of all that is Man. Every Monday we celebrate Manday by, "Eating meat, and masturbating" - Travis Thorp. All though that is what we do, it is not limited to only those activities. Man activities may include grunting, chest pounding, scratching of inaproprate areas, and growing facial hair.
You don't not have to be a man to celebrate Manday, because men should be celebrated. Without men, there would only be women. There is absoultly nothing wrong with that, it would just be boring. Can't have one without the other, right? So, we feel that as being half of the pie, we should be proud of it.
You don't not have to be a man to celebrate Manday, because men should be celebrated. Without men, there would only be women. There is absoultly nothing wrong with that, it would just be boring. Can't have one without the other, right? So, we feel that as being half of the pie, we should be proud of it.
Today is the Manliest day of the week, Man-Day (Monday)
Man-Day grunt on three, one,two,three..."Grunt"
Man-Day grunt on three, one,two,three..."Grunt"
by Chris Steinburg January 17, 2008
