bag-slapper

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path

"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"

bag-slapper by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022

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gimp slapped

1.To be assualted by one who is handicapped, either permanently or temporarily.

2. To be assualted with a means of assistance for a temporary or permanent handicap.

Yo, did you see that? He hobbled on over and gimp slapped him with his crutch!

gimp slapped by Da saus is good April 7, 2008

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slapping the ham

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.

Danny is known for slapping the ham.

slapping the ham by sixtynine lover June 26, 2006

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Slapper-jack

A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.

"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"

Slapper-jack by gavinikki January 4, 2009