Cardboard Pussy

A pussy that is both very stiff and when eaten out, tastes like cardboard

Hank fucked Lindsey. Her pussy was very stiff. As soon as he ate her out his suspicions were confirmed. She had cardboard pussy.

by thecerealraper June 9, 2018

pussy buzz

When you fill your tank and vape juice gets on your fingers and then you finger your self and you get a nic buzz in your pussy

That pussy buzz last night was fuckin great

by AMDbuzz June 11, 2018

Pussy Planker

Where you roughly hit a vagina with a wooden board repeatedly

We fucked so hard last night it was like he was a pussy planker

by Dani yeetus April 7, 2019

Pussy gun

A tiny gun in yo pussy

Trump pulled out my pussy gun and SHOT ME IN DA PUSSY!!!!

by Papoose Ass Hoe April 7, 2019

Pussy cigarette

Vapes, because they are not as harmful as regular cigarettes

Sebastian is such a pussy for smoking pussy cigarettes

by Urban Principle April 26, 2019

Side pussy

When one side of your pussy is hanging out your shorts kinda like side boob.

Fuck camel toe did you see that girls side pussy?

by Mel N Randy August 6, 2019

discount pussy

pussy you get from relatives (sister, cousins, etc.)

bro he just got that discount pussy
damn he can't a girl for his life.
bro im a fuckboy i dont need that discount pussy type shit

by sistersmasher69 September 29, 2019