Dick Roll'd

Similar to being "Rick Roll'd," except when someone sends you a link to pornography instead of what you're looking for. This phrase originated on mylazysundays.com

HAHA! you just got Dick Roll'd, sucka!

Dick Roll'd by Lil Wayng September 24, 2011

Dick Suck Crazy 

When something extremely unexpected happens, and bystanders cover their mouths with a clenched, balled fist with the thumb side toward the mouth, thus mimicking the motion of grasping the primary male reproductive organ and inserting said organ into ones mouth.
This is usually accompanied by a long, drawn out "Daaaaaaaaaaamn" to further express surprise.

Andrew: Hey Neil, I fucked your mom last night for real. Here, check the pics and vids on my phone.

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist)... Neil your mom's a sick bitch!

Neil: Whatever, I've got some of me and Andrew's mom on my phone, see?

Jeff: Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn (slowly covering mouth with thumb side of clenched fist again)...

Andrew: Enough of that Dick Suck Crazy bullshit, learn a new reaction.

Dick Suck Crazy by RECLA1M3R October 23, 2011

Dick Chill

Masculine variant of Douche Chill.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

Dick Chill by WolverineJesus October 23, 2011

Dick Chills 

Masculine variant of Douche Chills.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol gave me douche chills.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

Dick Chills by WolverineJesus October 23, 2011

dick clique

Upper levels of corporate America dominated by men.

The Forbes 500 has 15 women. Corporate America is a Dick Clique.

dick clique by The Really Old Christine December 19, 2011

dick life support 

A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.

Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."

dick life support by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

dick in a bottle 

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.

I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle

dick in a bottle by D-Soul January 8, 2012